50 Funny New Year Wishes

Add a dose of laughter to your New Year celebrations with these 50 funny 2025 wishes! From hilarious resolutions to lighthearted cheer, spread smiles as you welcome the year ahead.

  1. "New year, same me—just a little more fabulous and a lot more confused."

  2. "2025 resolution: Spend less time making resolutions I won't keep."

  3. "May your troubles be as short-lived as your resolutions!"

  4. "Here's to pretending 2025 is the year we get our act together!"

  5. "New Year’s Eve: Where my diet starts at 11:59 PM and ends at 12:01 AM."

  6. "In 2025, I resolve to exercise...my right to hit snooze."

  7. "Cheers to another year of awkward moments and bad decisions!"

  8. "This year, I plan to spend less time on the couch—unless there’s a good show on."

  9. "May your New Year be as sparkling as your champagne...and just as bubbly!"

  10. "2025: Proof we survived another 12 months of chaos!"

  11. "I’m not saying I’ll do anything differently in 2025, but I’m open to suggestions!"

  12. "Let’s toast to a year where we might actually use the gym memberships we bought!"

  13. "Here’s hoping 2025 brings better decisions—well, at least funnier ones!"

  14. "Dear 2025, please don’t be as dramatic as your older siblings!"

  15. "My 2025 resolution is to procrastinate...starting tomorrow."

  16. "May your New Year be like a well-poured drink: perfectly balanced and slightly tipsy."

  17. "2025: Another chance to eat more veggies...on my pizza."

  18. "New Year’s Eve is proof we can party like there’s no tomorrow—even though there is."

  19. "This year, I’m aiming for 'progress,' not 'perfection'—especially with dessert!"

  20. "Cheers to a New Year! May your Wi-Fi never drop and your coffee always be hot."

  21. "New Year, same phone, still refusing software updates."

  22. "2025: The year of achieving goals...or at least adding them to the list again."

  23. "My 2025 motto: Try, fail, laugh, repeat."

  24. "Wishing you a year full of laughter and a fridge full of snacks!"

  25. "Here’s to less adulting and more fun in 2025!"

  26. "May your 2025 be as full as my online shopping cart!"

  27. "This New Year, I’m starting fresh—right after I finish this pizza."

  28. "Why wait for 2025? I’ve already broken my resolutions!"

  29. "May your resolutions last longer than your holiday leftovers!"

  30. "In 2025, let’s trade our stress for naps. Deal?"

  31. "Another year, another reason to avoid group texts."

  32. "Wishing you a year as golden as your favorite fries!"

  33. "2025: The year of bigger dreams...and bigger sweatpants!"

  34. "My goal for 2025? Eat healthier—starting with chocolate-covered strawberries."

  35. "Wishing you a year filled with joy, laughter, and no awkward Zoom calls."

  36. "2025 resolution: Stop making resolutions and just wing it!"

  37. "Let’s welcome 2025 like we do Mondays—with snacks and denial."

  38. "Here’s to a year where our TikTok dances don’t go viral for the wrong reasons!"

  39. "May 2025 be the year we finally read the terms and conditions."

  40. "Wishing you a New Year that’s as fun as forgetting your email password."

  41. "I’ll take 2025 one sip of coffee at a time."

  42. "May your New Year’s resolutions be as achievable as mine: None!"

  43. "2025 goal: Laugh more, stress less, and remember passwords!"

  44. "This year, let’s skip the resolutions and head straight for dessert."

  45. "Cheers to a New Year of adventures—and less 'Reply All' emails!"

  46. "2025 resolution: Embrace the chaos...but not before coffee."

  47. "Let’s make 2025 the year we stick to our goals...for at least a week!"

  48. "Wishing you a year of happiness, success, and strong Wi-Fi signals."

  49. "2025: New year, new me—probably still eating chips at midnight."

  50. "May your New Year be as delightful as finding money in your jeans!"